From The A.V. Club:
Allow Uwe Boll to introduce you to Blubberella, the "first female fat superhero"
by Sean O'Neal October 25, 2010
Uwe Boll detests filmmaking conventions, like believable characters, comprehensible storylines, and not forcing Darfur rape victims to reenact their rapes on camera. Compared to those, challenging the unspoken edict that superheroes should be physically fit is nothing that the cross-armed, spiteful homunculus inside Uwe Boll’s brain can’t handle. Hence we have Blubberella, which promises to do for superhero films what Mike And Molly did for sitcoms, and use the auspice of breaking down barriers as an excuse for never-ending fat jokes, as encapsulated in Boll’s official description:
The first female fat superhero …
She will kick major ass - with her major ass …
Also, Boll avers, “All the BLOODRAYNE fans will love that movie!” Indeed, anyone who loved Kristanna Loken’s scantily clad half-breed vampire warrior will surely embrace Lindsay Hollister as an overweight lady superhero stuffed into a comically small corset. Although, anyone who genuinely considers themselves a fan of any of Uwe Boll’s work will probably love this movie, as appreciation of Boll’s work is rarely without some tinge of irony or drugs. Anyway, here’s the poster, which sort of negates having to watch it, no?
For those who are unfamiliar with Uwe Boll, he's widely recognized as one of the worst, most tasteless filmmakers out there. He's done a few movie adaptations of video games like House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark, Far Cry and Postal which were incomprehensible messes. Postal had the unfortunate notoriety of having The Kids In The Hall's Dave Foley with full frontal nudity.
Still, Lindsay Hollister looks damn cute.
Allow Uwe Boll to introduce you to Blubberella, the "first female fat superhero"
by Sean O'Neal October 25, 2010
Uwe Boll detests filmmaking conventions, like believable characters, comprehensible storylines, and not forcing Darfur rape victims to reenact their rapes on camera. Compared to those, challenging the unspoken edict that superheroes should be physically fit is nothing that the cross-armed, spiteful homunculus inside Uwe Boll’s brain can’t handle. Hence we have Blubberella, which promises to do for superhero films what Mike And Molly did for sitcoms, and use the auspice of breaking down barriers as an excuse for never-ending fat jokes, as encapsulated in Boll’s official description:
The first female fat superhero …
She will kick major ass - with her major ass …
Also, Boll avers, “All the BLOODRAYNE fans will love that movie!” Indeed, anyone who loved Kristanna Loken’s scantily clad half-breed vampire warrior will surely embrace Lindsay Hollister as an overweight lady superhero stuffed into a comically small corset. Although, anyone who genuinely considers themselves a fan of any of Uwe Boll’s work will probably love this movie, as appreciation of Boll’s work is rarely without some tinge of irony or drugs. Anyway, here’s the poster, which sort of negates having to watch it, no?
For those who are unfamiliar with Uwe Boll, he's widely recognized as one of the worst, most tasteless filmmakers out there. He's done a few movie adaptations of video games like House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark, Far Cry and Postal which were incomprehensible messes. Postal had the unfortunate notoriety of having The Kids In The Hall's Dave Foley with full frontal nudity.
Still, Lindsay Hollister looks damn cute.
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